Become The Mantis

Come have a look, reblog and join the fun. Electro house + 1 MIDI controller :P http://www.ustream.tv/channel/become-the-mantis

Anonymous asked: Hey I like your blog.. anyway is BackToSchoolGiftCards(.)com legit? My step sister said she got a $500 pizza hut giftcard from FedEx on Friday but I'm skeptical.. You seem smart so tell me what you think.

Firstly a bit of backstory for the picture you are about to see: I saw a guy who looks like Jon Gooch (Feed Me/Spor duh) and decided that I should befriend him. I told this to my friend. My friend came back with this literary masterpiece.

The bit at the end is a reference to how I apparently keep bugging Feed Me to listen to my music even though I’ve never done that more than once.

Anonymous asked: lol you actually made a post asking me to send more asks. im not going to play your game you fucking retard. go to hell.

Perfect! Just got back to my laptop for the first time today and I find this …you finally noticed my little post to you! (Which also implies you routinely go through my blog looking for things to reply to? Because that was days ago.)

Cool external IP address, bro.

So tell me about yourself, do you catch the bus? Have you beaten me up before? Did I insult you in public when you swore at your kids? (I actually did this today to a rather aggressive woman on the bus who said “Can you just sit down, for fucks sake” to her very young child. I turned around and said “Excuse me you have no right to talk to a child like that, what kind of an example are you trying to set?” and she then went off at me like “How dare you tell me how to be a parent I can say what I like etc etc it’s none of your business” for ages and then she got off the bus. That was a good start to my day, and not the first time I’ve done that either. I’ll get shot and killed someday, I know it…)

But I digress. Do you roll around in mud?

Anonymous asked: If you ever find that anon in real life, you should dick slap the shit out of them. It's called the asshole tax, and everyone pays it, even if you're online.

Haha sorry anon I must have missed this. Great suggestion… I shall prepare for what will be the most aggressive of all dick slaps!

Asshole tax, I like it.

Abusive Anon, whoever you are, wherever you are, mighty one with such quotes as “You are only embarrasing yourself” and “You are a leech” I have noticed that recently you don’t seem to be abusing me as often as you used to… infact ever since I decided to do a little bit of Mantismagic to find your IP address, you have stopped talking to me!

Please, continue! You aren’t getting off the hook this easily :3

And if you are as much of an impulsive man-ape as you came across, this post will surely strike rage within your very core! Let’s hope so!

scarlett-raine asked: You know you've reached awesomeness status when you start getting Anon hate. Congrats!! xD

Haha. I have hardly any followers or anything, I think it’s someone who clearly hates me and somehow stumbled across my BTMantis project after stalking my Facebook or something. Either way, thanks! :P (IT WAS PROBABLY YOU ALL ALONG hahaha)

Anonymous asked: so you are ignoring me now? tired of your "fans" seeing the truth about you? maybe you have given up like i said you should. you are only embarrassing yourself.

Hello again! Let’s have some fun, shall we? I’ll just open up this can of whoop-ass and leave it sitting next to me here.

Now, sadly Tumblr have disabled any easy way to discern ones IP address from an anonymous question. So unfortunately this means that people can no longer pinpoint the location of their anonymous friends!

But wait! Unluckily for you, I’ve spent the last few months learning various web programming techniques and online skills so I can safely inform you that your IP address is like this:

1xx.9x.1x.196

I have obviously left out some of the more specific details because I have decided that I want to be the one who finds you.

Moving along, judging by the time you start slamming my inbox (I’ll admit, I am guilty of ignoring you, you have sent me like 4 questions in the last half an hour because you appear rather annoyed by my fairly indifferent attitude towards you) every day, you are in my timezone. (This rings true with your IP address too, friend!)

So I am almost certain you know me and almost certainly dislike me. I can only hope you aren’t some psycho who will attempt to rape me. More than likely though, you are some mouth-breathing pseudo-wildman whose eyes are facing in slightly different directions. One thing is relatively certain and that is, if you know me then you most likely know where you can find me.

So let’s do this properly. If you want to settle something, come and find me, and we can make a day of it. I could spend minutes responding to your horribly worded questions on Tumblr and observing your apparent dislike for capital-letters but I simply lack the time. Please, come find me. This is my offer to you.

That concludes all my correspondence with you. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got Mantis shit to do.