Anonymous asked: so you are ignoring me now? tired of your "fans" seeing the truth about you? maybe you have given up like i said you should. you are only embarrassing yourself.
Hello again! Let’s have some fun, shall we? I’ll just open up this can of whoop-ass and leave it sitting next to me here.
Now, sadly Tumblr have disabled any easy way to discern ones IP address from an anonymous question. So unfortunately this means that people can no longer pinpoint the location of their anonymous friends!
But wait! Unluckily for you, I’ve spent the last few months learning various web programming techniques and online skills so I can safely inform you that your IP address is like this:
I have obviously left out some of the more specific details because I have decided that I want to be the one who finds you.
Moving along, judging by the time you start slamming my inbox (I’ll admit, I am guilty of ignoring you, you have sent me like 4 questions in the last half an hour because you appear rather annoyed by my fairly indifferent attitude towards you) every day, you are in my timezone. (This rings true with your IP address too, friend!)
So I am almost certain you know me and almost certainly dislike me. I can only hope you aren’t some psycho who will attempt to rape me. More than likely though, you are some mouth-breathing pseudo-wildman whose eyes are facing in slightly different directions. One thing is relatively certain and that is, if you know me then you most likely know where you can find me.
So let’s do this properly. If you want to settle something, come and find me, and we can make a day of it. I could spend minutes responding to your horribly worded questions on Tumblr and observing your apparent dislike for capital-letters but I simply lack the time. Please, come find me. This is my offer to you.
That concludes all my correspondence with you. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got Mantis shit to do.